Oh Yeah, Audrey! by Tucker Shaw

Author:Tucker Shaw
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Amulet Books
Published: 2014-08-11T16:00:00+00:00

11:55 A.M.

Ladies and gentlemen, the auction will begin in five minutes in the main auction room. Please take your seats.”

I follow the others into the auction room, which is filled with cushioned fold-up chairs and people wearing dark suits and holding white paddles with numbers on them. They’re milling around, looking for seats. Some clearly want to be up front; others crowd toward the back.

I wobble a little as I snake my way to a seat near the back. It’s only just getting on noon and I have had a glass and a half of champagne. Which is about a glass more than I’ve ever had in my life.

Trina hands me a triangle sandwich and sits down next to me. “Isn’t this lovely?” she asks. “Dahling?”

“Divine,” I say, scarfing down the sandwich so fast I don’t even know what’s in it.

“How dainty,” Bryan says, handing me his sandwich, too.

“Chicken salad?” I ask.

“Chopped liver,” he says.

“I hate chopped liver,” I say, swallowing and holding my hand out for another one.

Trina cracks up. “You’re awesome,” she says.

“No, I’m starving,” I correct her.

“Shh!” Bryan says. “It’s starting.”

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